I love black thongs
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Randomize
