Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
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I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
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I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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