Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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