So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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