new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
So gin and wine won't be happening again
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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