Three words: puerto rican gang bang
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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