weddingsv make me drug and hornr
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
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i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
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You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
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