Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
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I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
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Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
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