That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
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