yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
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