): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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