Michael Bay diarrhea
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
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