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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.

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• (662): View more from Mississippi

  As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.

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• (716): View more from New York

  Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  I would rather suck a dick or two than go there

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  She's not answering my calls

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  Well it sounds like you really fucked up

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  WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES

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