im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
