Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Randomize
