Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
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I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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