YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
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