My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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