hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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