smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
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This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
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Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
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