Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
Randomize
