Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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