Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
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i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
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Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
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