Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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