I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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