Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
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he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
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His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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