youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
there is puke in my bra ... again
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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