wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
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Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
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Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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