Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
