mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
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I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
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she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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