no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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