my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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