literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
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you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
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I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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