i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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