Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
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careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
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Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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