Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
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I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
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do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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