I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
two words...techno handjob
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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