I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
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Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
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Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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