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school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
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We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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