Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
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my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
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The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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