I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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