We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
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