My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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