Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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