He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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