so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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