And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
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Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
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George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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