My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
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