I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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