also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
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I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
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we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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