chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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