Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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