yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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