I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
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names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
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If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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