I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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