So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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